Chestnuts could be a pretty solid slang term for boobs
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Cats are, in general, much easier to take care of than dogs. You can leave them alone longer and it's less if a hassle if you travel to get someone to check on them. They're arguably a better pet for a busy person. However, if someone has a cat, most people assume they don't have a life.
At one point in your life, you will hear the funniest joke you will ever hear, and from that point on you will never hear any funnier jokes. You will have reached the peak of comedy for yourself and you won't even realize it.
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