If you flew 100,000 miles per second upwards for the rest of your life, you wouldn't reach 0.0000000000000000000000001% of the universe
Miniature Musings for Mundane Minds
No matter how bad your attempt at breaking into a prison, it'll work
The real reason Miss Piggy gets mad at Kermit all the time is because frogs don't have penises.
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