Time was "invented" to be standard, but science later proved that time is relative
Miniature Musings for Mundane Minds
Maybe our dads really were secretly superheroes, but they've all grown tired and lazy so they only use their powers to know if the thermostat has been changed and if a watermelon is good or not.
When someone stays up late and gets up late they're considered lazy for sleeping in, but when someone goes to bed early and gets up early it's not, even though both people get around the same amount of sleep.
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