When someone says “heads up”, it’s probably a good idea to duck and put your head down
Miniature Musings for Mundane Minds
The only silverware that is remotely comfortable is your own, anyone else's is complete garbage.
The 'Elf on the Shelf' exists to make sure kids behave because having parents, Santa, and (insert deity here) all watching still isn't enough motivation to be good
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