When you are young you lie to go to parties. When you are older, you lie to stay at home
Miniature Musings for Mundane Minds
If Pornhub's tree planting campaign is actually what saves the environment, it will literally go into the history books that the environment was saved because we masturbated so much.
Eating a meal that includes both chicken & eggs is eating the before & after of the circle of life.
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