A lot of people don't think teaching history is important, but witnessing an entire generation of people who aren't aware of historic facts and then form an opinion based on nothing more than propaganda and uninformed mouthpieces, makes you realize how truly necessary it is.
A lot of Chuck Norris jokes are about how he doesn't need weapons because his strength is enough to defend himself, which is ironic because the actual Chuck Norris is an outspoken gun rights activist.
Have you ever reheated french fries and enjoyed them? No matter what you do to them they all have that same dry quality. Maybe french fries have an unstable existence, and the end goal is to just not.