The average lifespan is 76 years. Middle age isn't 50 - it's 38.
If time travel was possible, “moments” would get crowded with tourism.
In terms of $/hr of entertainment, video games are one of the cheapest options.
"Room temperature IQ" is a much bigger insult outside of America.
Gamers have an enormous amount of geographical knowledge of places that don't exist.
Whoever figures out how to remove microplastics from people is gonna make bank.
Insurance is the only industry whose entire business model is not giving you what you paid for
Being naked while wearing shoes, somehow feels more naked than being naked.
Late-stage capitalism gets a bad rap, but early stage had child miners and radium factories
What if everyone stopped tipping? Would it force business to actually pay their employees?
The average woman sees more blood in her lifetime than the average man.
It’s a shame sleeping extra doesn’t roll into the next day like staying up late does.
Living with parents is free but you pay with your mental health
It's cheaper to buy women's underwear new than it is to buy it used.
No matter how big a number is, it is always closer to zero than infinity.
If you could stop time, you would not be able to see anything because light would stop moving.
If you live alone, there are probably many days when you don't say a single word all day.
We'd all get a hell of a lot more done if humans had a natural mating season.
It’s actually such a crazy coincidence the Moon and the Sun are the same size in the sky
Last Man on Earth stories never account for the existence of sperm banks.
You almost never have to buy shoelaces anymore because shoes don't last that long.
It's really convenient that Pubic and Ass hair just stops growing and has a set limit
Cities will sound so different when all the vehicles on the road are electric.
A truly randomly chosen number would likely include a colossal number of digits.
You can't fuck yourself with a poral gun because your movements are synced
Kids think adults have all the freedom and adults think kids have all the freedom
The Khan Academy guy has to be one of the most broadly knowledgeable people in human history
Privacy is slowly becoming a privilege rather than a human right.
Giver of a blowjob trusts an awfully lot on the receivers daily hygiene routine
It's concerning how quickly we decided to stop naming world wars and just use a number system
At some point in human evolution there was a last guy to live his life naked
The largest number you can think of is still closer to zero than it is to infinity
The black sheep in the family are usually the ones who see through everyone's crap
In some countries IKEA is considered to be low-class while in others it's luxurious
Tik Tok by Kesha is going to be really weird for younger people.
The most popular board game sold by capitalism is about how capitalism doesn't work at all.
ADHD, autism, and anxiety are relics of strategic advantages from our hunter-gatherer past.
It's lucky there are both sexually dominant and submissive people in the world.
A woman can look formal in something with no sleeves, a man cannot
When you buy a dashcam, you're betting on other people being at fault in an accident.
some men find out how unattractive they are when they start to use dating apps
The human brain is a decidedly odd machine, often prone to glitches, malfunctions, and internal errors. However, within the confines of that chaos, something intriguing occasionally occurs. A seemingly mundane detail about the world will suddenly become more interesting, having been viewed from a slightly different perspective than usual. This sort of miniature epiphany is called a shower thought. "Shower thought" is a loose term that applies to the types of thoughts you might have while carrying out a routine task like showering, driving, or daydreaming. At their best, shower thoughts are universally relatable and find the amusing or interesting within the mundane. In simplest terms, a shower thought is a miniature epiphany that makes the mundane more interesting. It's an idea that offers people a new way of considering details that they might have otherwise overlooked. Shower thoughts can be funny, poignant, thought-provoking, or even just silly. The term "shower thought" comes from the fact that many of these musings occur to people while they're doing mindless, everyday activities like showering.