Men see women's buttholes way more than women see men's buttholes.
Since spaceships aren’t available to everyone yet, the golden age of piracy hasn’t happened
Step-sister porn is everywhere, but you never see any adopted-sister porn.
It's weird that alcoholics anonymous starts with everyone introducing themselves
Even in porn, teachers make so little that they require a second job
At some point of detail a drawing of a penis goes from graffiti to actual porn
Difficult times doesn't create strong people. Only strong people are left after difficult times.
You'd think at some point we'd have adapted to find the sound of snoring relaxing.
Most people will go through their whole life without ever directly looking at their anus.
Odds are that many nonjudgmental people are not enlightened or kind, but just don't care.
The comfort you feel from suddenly realizing that the grief you hold is love, only in a new form.
Impressing a baby feels a lot better than impressing your peers.
As AI gets better, proving you are human will only get harder
Your center of gravity must shift slightly when you have an erection
Power without knowledge is dangerous but knowledge without power is straight up frustrating.
There’s a thin line between witty and bullying when being sarcastic
The quality of peasant food has really gone down hill in the past century
We've already started leaving our useless stuff on other planets.
Songbirds don't understand how much joy they bring humans by trying to get laid.
Somewhere along the line we just started accepting $300 for a cooler was a good buy
You can never truly own propery. The authorities will evict you if you ever stop paying the govt.
Many noises are changing, but the click of seatbelt buckles is here to stay
For everyone who hates the word moist, succulent is a better alternative.
Confidence is sometimes just gaslighting yourself really, really well.
At some point in the future there will be more social media accounts of dead people than the living
The college degree is worth more than the knowledge you’ve obtained at college.
Health insurance never gets better. It only gets slowly worse every year.
The last person alive will be the least known historical character.
People will wake up more than 10,000 times and still will not get used to it
People with perfect pitch can't help knowing what key is their fart
Groceries come into a house through a door and come out of a house through a pipe
We're all working our ass off everyday just to make rich people more richer.
Recess, the animated series, was just a reboot of the A-Team made for kids
There are people who have known only one Elder Scrolls game since elementary school.
There's 364/365 chance of being right when you wish someone a belated happy birthday.
The average man has seen significantly more urine than the average woman.
There are people who don't know you can whistle and hum simultaneously.
The price of a picture is the moment you’re trying to capture.
The poor shmuck that just happens to write like chat gpt is screwed
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