Stainless steel is a desirable material that elevates products to be more premium. Except toilets.
Kids today will never face building up the nerve to call a girl only to have her parent answer.
Why don't we trust pasta? Why must we have a window on the box that proves there's pasta inside?
If immortality was real, procrastination would become the most destructive force in existence.
Coca-Cola puts "Original Taste" on their products, but no one can verify it.
Netflix could include ratings from Rotten Tomatoes to save us all a web search.
If DNA collection was mandatory at birth, there would be a significant increase in solved crimes.
Without persistent motion there is no scale to measure time.
Cold milk is a human invention. All milk in nature is warm from body heat.
The law isn't about what you can or cannot do. Just about the consequences tied to those choices.
Our atmosphere is 78% nitrogen, 21% oxygen, and as you're reading this, a few tons of bird poop.
In old 4:3 tv shows, people stood unnaturally close to each other.
If Pheidippides knew proper exercise cooldown techniques, we might not have Marathons today.
If sleep were optional, the world would probably be a mix of more productivity and burnout.
Someone cheating on a test with a brain-chip is probably way closer than we think it is.
Turning on a light in a room at dusk can make the room feel darker than it did before.
The easiest job ever would be an aspiring actor that got a role playing an aspiring actor.
For most of history, spiders could only build their webs on rocks or plants.
Our bodies basically consist of skeletons wrapped in zombies and possessed by ghosts.
It is healthier to be in an elevator with a lot of flatulence than a lot of sneezing.
Kidnapping, adoption, and natural parenting are all the same to infants.
Superheroes should be flying feet-first to protect their heads.
The vast majority of pro athletes will play against the team they rooted for before they went pro.
Slinky toys work exactly the opposite way regular springs do despite having a similar shape.
There is no clearer demonstration of competence than a dog carrying its own leash.
A sign of a strong (platonic) relationship is when you can lovingly insult each other.
Slowly becoming comfortable with being uncomfortable is a big step towards growth.
The semester ends when the teachers go crazy, and the vacation ends when the parents go crazy.
The ceiling is the only thing in the house that gets touched the least but looked at the most.
You can increase the popularity of your first name by breaking up with a singer.
Magical people in a magical culture may also have "Ma-Fi", Magical-Fiction.
Werewolf infestation can be stopped by everyone getting silver tattoes.
Once AI reaches a certain threshold of development, it can longer be considered humanity developing.
The create-your-own-adventure books allow a person to freely navigate a multiverse.
Proper communication skills are a very fuzzy area between ghosting and harassment.
We see backs of stunt doubles more than the backs of actual actors in some movies.
The human brain is a decidedly odd machine, often prone to glitches, malfunctions, and internal errors. However, within the confines of that chaos, something intriguing occasionally occurs. A seemingly mundane detail about the world will suddenly become more interesting, having been viewed from a slightly different perspective than usual. This sort of miniature epiphany is called a shower thought. "Shower thought" is a loose term that applies to the types of thoughts you might have while carrying out a routine task like showering, driving, or daydreaming. At their best, shower thoughts are universally relatable and find the amusing or interesting within the mundane. In simplest terms, a shower thought is a miniature epiphany that makes the mundane more interesting. It's an idea that offers people a new way of considering details that they might have otherwise overlooked. Shower thoughts can be funny, poignant, thought-provoking, or even just silly. The term "shower thought" comes from the fact that many of these musings occur to people while they're doing mindless, everyday activities like showering.