Often the thought of getting fast food is far superior to actually getting it.
Underwear and socks come in resealable bags but cereal and potato chips don’t.
You never see commercials for the companies that make commercials.
5 meters vertically seems like a lot more than 5 meters horizontally
Before TicTok and Instagram it was frowned upon to film something vertically.
The glass that the Kool-Aid man is made of seems to be stronger than most walls
The more sleep deprived you get the more dream like everything becomes.
Scented candles have probably disappointed more people than they have made happy
Film actors play characters in a universe where the actor doesn't exist.
After Obi-Wan died, Luke couldn’t polish his lightsaber in private.
Nudists probably have lower water bills because they have fewer loads of laundry.
In the cars universe humans are parasites that take control over the body of a car to get somewhere.
Salt is one of the only rocks its socially acceptable to eat
The average number of hearts a human uses during their lives is slightly higher than 1
Hot and Cool are opposites but they both are positive when used to describe someone
Kids whose parents are actors must be traumatized seeing their parents die in movies
We're actually pretty lucky we don't have to brush and floss the rest of our bones
Short criminals get larger prison cells, relatively speaking.
When various forms of contraception fail, that’s just life finding a way.
The more famous you are, the less secure security questions are.
Scandinavian prisons seem better than most of the worlds public housing projects.
There’s a chance that Jessie’s Girl grew up to be Stacey’s Mom
Thieves in movies are either the smartest people to exist on earth or the dumbest.
It’s so much easier to be sleepy/ fall asleep in situations where you know your not supposed to
100x better is 100 times as good, but 100% better is only twice as good
Even if you have a bad memory, you always remember that you have a bad memory.
Being up for something and down for something is the same thing.
You know you're in a fancy steakhouse when the steak doesn't come with fries.
Dreams prove that we aren't in control of our brains for the most part
Movies at theaters have to be loud to drown out the sounds of everyone eating popcorn.
Water in liquid state can cut through diamonds, but not in solid state.
Minor inconveniences are more often more annoying than major inconveniences
Ear piercing significantly changes the topology of your body.
We’re the last generations to know a world that didn’t have plastic in everything.
Everything is edible, some things just have different side effects.
People who wear pijamas in public have either given up on life or living to the fullest
When scientific breakthroughs happen, scientists are the last to believe it
Crossing your fingers when telling a lie is a lost art form.
Trying to win and trying to lose in rock-paper-scissors has the same odds.
The human brain is a decidedly odd machine, often prone to glitches, malfunctions, and internal errors. However, within the confines of that chaos, something intriguing occasionally occurs. A seemingly mundane detail about the world will suddenly become more interesting, having been viewed from a slightly different perspective than usual. This sort of miniature epiphany is called a shower thought. "Shower thought" is a loose term that applies to the types of thoughts you might have while carrying out a routine task like showering, driving, or daydreaming. At their best, shower thoughts are universally relatable and find the amusing or interesting within the mundane. In simplest terms, a shower thought is a miniature epiphany that makes the mundane more interesting. It's an idea that offers people a new way of considering details that they might have otherwise overlooked. Shower thoughts can be funny, poignant, thought-provoking, or even just silly. The term "shower thought" comes from the fact that many of these musings occur to people while they're doing mindless, everyday activities like showering.