There must be billions of hours of cell phone concert videos that no one has ever watched
You either come to realise what an idiot you used to be, or you remain as that idiot
The person who came up with marriage must have been real clingy.
Wonder woman must hear a lot of sexual stuff whenever she uses the lasso of truth
Beating a dead horse is a lot more humane than beating a live one.
We spend our whole lives collecting a lifetime of experiences. When we finish, we immediately die.
It is far more common to look like you peed your pants than having actually peed your pants
At day, you cast a shadow on the ground. At night, the ground casts a shadow on you.
In the future, direction indication via clock will go extinct as kids are becoming analog illiterate
At some point in the future, you will be the next person on Earth to die
People don't hate Nickelback, they hate the kind of people they think listen to Nickelback.
Bluetooth headphones must have made the life of pickpockets stealing smartphones so much easier.
Dental floss has to have the highest ratio of unused-part to used-part of any disposable product.
You don't consider your clothes dirty until the second you take them off for the day.
Despite the variety of toppings offered at Chipotle. They don't actually offer Chipotle sauce
Making a scratch pot of chili costs about 300% more than it did 5 years ago
The wind is technically the most intrusive thing on planet Earth.
Rejecting someone physically and rejecting someone mentally are both electromagnetic repulsion.
Emeralds must not be rare in Oz if they made a whole city out of them.
Life is but a decades-long culling and refining of one's list of what matters.
Numb is described as a lack of feeling, yet numbness is something you feel strongly.
As technology is advancing, Seven deadly sins are digitalised.
Couples who meet in a weird way always seem to stay together
Permanent damage often goes hand and hand with temporary anger
Male honey bees will likely never experience post-nut clarity
Don't ever let someone who thinks they're the smartest in the room be a leader.
For most of human history, mundane everyday tasks were done without listening to music.
Reverse cowgirl and doggy style are the same position in zero-G
ChatGPT does for screenwriting what autotune does for music.
As the day goes on, it becomes more and more socially acceptable to be wearing dirty clothes.
Those who can’t do, teach. But those who can do, often can’t teach.
Qwerty keyboard designer never thought that one day people use qwerty keyboard with only thumbs.
It's unfortunate that only the living can advocate for changes in how we handle end of life care.
One day, completely without knowing it, you'll buy groceries that expire after you die.
Considering how often you eat with it fork - it’s incredibly rare that you accidentally bite it.
AI and Deepfake technology will eventually make photo/video proof impossible.
When we're hungry, everything seems more urgent and important than it actually is.
One day there will be companies with enough data points that they will sell you your own biography
Within a few years, everyone’s naked pics will be easily deniable as deepfakes / AI generated.
Some animals might have lived their entire live without knowing how they look like
Contractors must feel a little silly installing emergency fire sprinklers over indoor public pools
Colorblind people generally have no problem reading different colors.
Soon, you won’t even know who’s an AI on the Internet anymore and who’s not
We don't know what the most sucsessful lie in history was because it is still being believed
Electric lights didn't come because we were continuously improving candles
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