Top 100 Random Reddit Shower Thoughts

1. People have gotten crueler, not kinder, since the pandemic.

2. The average lifespan is 76 years. Middle age isn't 50 - it's 38.

3. If time travel was possible, “moments” would get crowded with tourism.

4. The lack of teenage pregnancies at Hogwarts is unrealistic considering that the students had no Sex Ed classes.

5. Teeth are such a design flaw in humans. Why can’t our teeth regenerate throughout our lives instead? They’re the most high-maintenance part of our bodies.

6. In terms of $/hr of entertainment, video games are one of the cheapest options.

7. "Room temperature IQ" is a much bigger insult outside of America.

8. Excessive tipping culture has taught people how to confidently decline tipping offers without being embarrassed.

9. If Disney can’t be sued by customers who have used Disney+ they have no financial incentive to keep their park rides safe.

10. If there ever is an actual apocalypse billionaires will likely be unable to access their bunker compounds as the security/janitors/maintenance crews will already have moved their friends and family in and would probably deny them entry.

11. If you smell your own fart, you’re just putting it back in.

12. If society ever collapses and we have to start over, there will be a lot less coal and oil for the next Industrial Revolution.

13. Gamers have an enormous amount of geographical knowledge of places that don't exist.

14. Housing has become so unobtainable now, that society has started to glamorize renovating sheds, vans, buses and RV's as a good thing, rather than show it as being homeless with extra steps.

15. Whoever figures out how to remove microplastics from people is gonna make bank.

16. Insurance is the only industry whose entire business model is not giving you what you paid for

17. No one ever mentions the fact that people above 400 pounds that can still walk unassisted have absolutely insane muscle power

18. Being naked while wearing shoes, somehow feels more naked than being naked.

19. Burgers have an unhealthy stigma behind them even though it’s well balanced meal. (Protein, Carbs, and vegetables.)

20. There are probably a small percentage of identical twins who received their names a short time after birth, were mistakenly switched when they got home, and no one realized.

21. Late-stage capitalism gets a bad rap, but early stage had child miners and radium factories

22. What if everyone stopped tipping? Would it force business to actually pay their employees?

23. Maybe our primitive brains like the look of a mowed lawn because we can easily see there are no snakes hiding in the grass

24. Surgeons likely all have favorite surgeries to perform.

25. The world isn't falling apart. It's merely exiting from the anomalous "most peaceful era of human history" and returning to long-term normalcy.

26. We’re uncomfortable sleeping in our bed after someone else has had sex in it, but we’re comfortable sleeping in a hotel bed loads of people have had sex in.

27. Because of AI video generation. Throughout the entire thousands of years of human history, "video proof" is only gonna be a thing for around a hundred years.

28. The average woman sees more blood in her lifetime than the average man.

29. It’s a shame sleeping extra doesn’t roll into the next day like staying up late does.

30. If, as a teenager, you suddenly woke up with all the aches and pains of someone middle-aged, you might think you were dying.

31. After some years, there will be WhatsApp groups with all members dead. The group will just exist forever

32. We apply deodorant under our armpits but not for our crotch, although it can get way sweatier and smellier

33. Living with parents is free but you pay with your mental health

34. "Hit the gas" is a colloquialism that may endure for countless years into the electric vehicle era. Much like the 3.5" disk save icon.

35. We’ve all just accepted that our phones listen to us

36. Our knowledge about serial killers is only from those that were caught, which means we don't know how the professional serial killers are like.

37. Crazy Rich Asians actually failed to show perhaps even 1% of the enormity of an actually crazy rich Asian wedding (the Ambani wedding).

38. Job applications are being used to collect and sell data. That’s why large companies have positions available that they never hire for.

39. General concensus is that if you can't afford something, you shouldn't have it...except for children.

40. It's cheaper to buy women's underwear new than it is to buy it used.

41. You never really hear about women having foot fetishes.

42. No matter how big a number is, it is always closer to zero than infinity.

43. If you could stop time, you would not be able to see anything because light would stop moving.

44. If you live alone, there are probably many days when you don't say a single word all day.

45. The drinks having sizes is one of the most consistent indicators of if a restaurant considers themselves fast food

46. Naming children after flowers and herbs is normal, but naming them after fruits and vegetables is strange.

47. Fiona's parents didn't know their daughter had married Shrek and turned into an ogre, but sent the invitation to the royal ball to Shrek's swamp.

48. Two medieval knights likely had the world's most epic sword fight and no one was around to witness it

49. It's nice that water has such a low viscosity. It would be annoying if it was thick like syrup or honey.

50. If you time-traveled back to ancient Greece, you'd be more likely to be labeled as mentally ill than worshipped as a modern-day intellectual.

51. It’s likely that some small percentage of people who died during an emergency operation died because the surgeon just wasn’t really feeling it that day.

52. We'd all get a hell of a lot more done if humans had a natural mating season.

53. It’s actually such a crazy coincidence the Moon and the Sun are the same size in the sky

54. We can't seem to come up with a disposable drinking straw material that hits the sweet spot between lasting 5 minutes and lasting 500 years.

55. A person with a Neuralink chip inside their brain cannot do an MRI scan - something possibly vital if they were previously paralysed

56. Last Man on Earth stories never account for the existence of sperm banks.

57. Dinosaurs existed for almost 200 million years without developing human-level intelligence, whereas humans have existed for only 200,000 years with intelligence, but our long-term survival beyond 200 million years is uncertain.

58. Since it happened 23 years ago, about 30% of the US population is too young to never forget September 11th.

59. Gravestones are backwards. They are positioned so you have to stand on the dead to read them. They should be at the foot of the grave.

60. You almost never have to buy shoelaces anymore because shoes don't last that long.

61. It's really convenient that Pubic and Ass hair just stops growing and has a set limit

62. A bookmark more expensive than a dollar is not worth it as you can just use the dollar bill as the bookmark.

63. Growing up is realising that school was actually fun and without it a year would've felt like a month.

64. Cities will sound so different when all the vehicles on the road are electric.

65. People get impatient if you follow most road laws to a T

66. It costs a shop less to employ self-scanners than cashiers, but the saving is not passed on to the people who use them

67. A truly randomly chosen number would likely include a colossal number of digits.

68. After school dances the teachers definitely go somewhere private to laugh at all the awkward, uncomfortable, weird shit they just witnessed.

69. You can't fuck yourself with a poral gun because your movements are synced

70. With how far technology has advanced in cars, it’s surprising that they do not come with built in dash cams

71. Elon taking ketamine because he’s depressed is proof that even if you’re the richest man alive, money can’t buy happiness.

72. Having sex in a car is often seen as risqué yet sexy, but masturbating in a car is seen as just plain creepy.

73. Kids think adults have all the freedom and adults think kids have all the freedom

74. Why don't auto parts stores sell joke products? New guy is sent for a bucket of steam, and they "actually" have it.

75. The Khan Academy guy has to be one of the most broadly knowledgeable people in human history

76. Privacy is slowly becoming a privilege rather than a human right.

77. Giver of a blowjob trusts an awfully lot on the receivers daily hygiene routine

78. It's concerning how quickly we decided to stop naming world wars and just use a number system

79. At some point in human evolution there was a last guy to live his life naked

80. The largest number you can think of is still closer to zero than it is to infinity

81. The black sheep in the family are usually the ones who see through everyone's crap

82. The lifeguards at the Olympics probably have a higher chance of saving someone if they turned around and watched the crowd instead of the swimmers.

83. Isn't it strange that our ancestors had to fight off wild animals to survive, but today, intangible stresses like pressure of exams, career deadlines or less attention on social media can push someone to the brink? How far we've come, yet how fragile we've become.

84. In some countries IKEA is considered to be low-class while in others it's luxurious

85. Tik Tok by Kesha is going to be really weird for younger people.

86. Funko Pops are Precious Moments figurines for Millenials

87. There is a possibility that we inherit exact kinks from our parents but we never find out as it’s too awkward to talk about

88. X-Men has a very optimistic idea of human mutations. Someone has claws, or can run fast... or has eyes that act as a portal to another dimension of chaotic energy.

89. The most popular board game sold by capitalism is about how capitalism doesn't work at all.

90. Most Americans who work in India make more than most Indians ever will, and most Indians who work in America make more than most Americans ever will.

91. Pornhub has no outro music.

92. ADHD, autism, and anxiety are relics of strategic advantages from our hunter-gatherer past.

93. It's lucky there are both sexually dominant and submissive people in the world.

94. A woman can look formal in something with no sleeves, a man cannot

95. You don’t really see the giggly stoner stereotype anymore.

96. When you buy a dashcam, you're betting on other people being at fault in an accident.

97. The amount of time Captain America spent frozen will infinitly increase as more comics are published.

98. “Not tested on animal” products are probably only possible because of earlier research done on animals.

99. some men find out how unattractive they are when they start to use dating apps

100. Why don't zoo cemeteries exist? Zoo animals pass eventually, and they need to be buried or cremated, but can you imagine trying to do either for an elephant or giraffe? Where do deceased zoo animals go?

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