Top 100 Random Reddit Shower Thoughts

  1. Netflix has finally gotten people excited enough about boxing to cancel their subscriptions to Netflix.

  2. There's a bunch of wild animals we've never selectively bred. We can probably make a faster cheetah.

  3. The USB-C quietly sneaked in and became the dominant charger for almost everything.

  4. One day of the year, nobody knows what, is the anniversary of the Big Bang.

  5. If penis size were as important to women as many men believe, small to average sizes would have disappeared through natural selection a long time ago.

  6. The amount of idiots in the world is directly proportional to how intelligent you are.

  7. Coffins should be biodegradable.

  8. Tall people get hotter showers.

  9. You can’t prove that a bottomless pit is bottomless.

  10. If you claim that a video was generated with AI, even when it wasn't, at least one person will say they find something "off" about it that looks unrealistic.

  11. You know you’re old when people start calling you _ years young.

  12. The only thing that makes speed bumps work is your desire to not damage your car.

  13. It's a little surprising there isn't a driving test between getting licensed and being elderly.

  14. A megaphone is neither 1 million phones nor 1 trillion microphones.

  15. Dogs and cats (and almost all animals) probably do not determine dreams as unreal versus waking experiences. They may wake up wondering what happened to the bunny I was just chasing.

  16. Some rich alien has probably purchased our star in their sky.

  17. If we all took initiative and played along with scam calls just to waste their time, we could probably save our elderly population from being scammed so often.

  18. The first person to find out that you could nail horseshoes into horse's feet was a very brave or very stupid person.

  19. Generational wealth will eventually come from porn money in addition to old money.

  20. Kids often react like something is the worst thing that's ever happened to them in their whole life because it is.

  21. Here in the USA, a national day of giving thanks for what we have, is followed by a national day of buying new things to replace what we have.

  22. All computer programs are one distinct, very large number.

  23. If hair had nerves, haircuts won't exist because how painful they would be.

  24. A cop either chooses to enforce all laws no matter how unjust, which makes him a bad person, or chooses to only enforce fair laws, which makes him a bad law enforcer. Either way, he’s a bad cop.

  25. AI probably won’t replace judges or juries because reasonable doubt isn’t allowed to be defined in any numerical terms.

  26. If you make at least $36/hr, or $75K/year working 40 hours a week, you earn at least $.01 for every second of work.

  27. For being the greatest Headmaster in Hogwarts history, Dumbledore tolerated a lot of incompetent teachers.

  28. Watching Fight Club a second time, Marla's behavior makes a lot more sense.

  29. Whenever somebody jumps in front of a bullet for someone else, the shooter could just shoot again.

  30. Even if an animal species were to evolve into a human-like intelligent beings, humanity would likely surpress this growth if not by accident or unintentionally.

  31. If bugs had a society like ours, their daily routine would be nonstop funerals.

  32. We have names for Months and Days. But we don't have names for Weeks (either the 52 weeks of a year, nor the roughly 4 weeks each month).

  33. Asking tall people offer to reach the high shelves is sort of a compliment, but asking short people to reach the low shelves seems like an insult.

  34. There are twins out there who have a different birthday.

  35. Vulcans are essentially autistic humans who structured their society around logic and directness to navigate a world of overwhelming emotions and social complexity.

  36. We may never know with full certainty what the world record is for “earliest childhood memory any human can ever remember”.

  37. Charities are a measure of a society’s inadequacy and failure.

  38. Vampires would likely be able to use a garment similar to a burqa to go out in the day.

  39. It's ambiguous to schedule something between 1am and 2am at the end of daylight savings time; i.e is the meeting at 1:15am for the first or second time?

  40. Since lightsabers reflect laser weapons, physical projectiles would be a better solution.

  41. The two alternate jurors in 12 Angry Men must have been confused as hell reading about the verdict the next day.

  42. If you're going to a potluck, you only need to take enough food to feed one person.

  43. Meeting the parents is considered a milestone in relationships, yet it happens way earlier when you’re younger, in casual relationships, than when you’re more mature in more committed ones.

  44. Since it’s made from earthen materials, a spaceship is actually a meteoroid.

  45. Double cousins share all 4 grandparents. So theoretically you could have quadruple second cousins that share all 8 great-grandparents.

  46. Your right hand has never touched your right elbow without experiencing extreme pain.

  47. Slang goes out of fashion quicker now because adults have access to social media.

  48. If people are already misinformed today, it will only get worse with AI and deepfakes.

  49. Every warm object I've ever held was liquid cooled by my blood.

  50. You never hear any stories about King Charming.

  51. The older you get, the less money you need to retire "for the rest of your life."

  52. Things that smell bad are usually a sign that it’s not good for us so to most animals, humans must really stink.

  53. Teachers are creating assignments using AI that students are using AI to complete.

  54. In Star Wars, Jango Fett's genetic legacy must be like Genghis Khan on steroids.

  55. When you're walking at sea level, most buried people will be above you in elevation.

  56. Biologically, evolution automatically creates the illusion of intelligent design.

  57. Because of AI, there will forever be a correlation between Will Smith and spaghetti.

  58. One differentiator of Centipedes and Millipedes is that Centipedes have only two limbs per segment, while Millipedes have four limbs per segment - which means that the Human Centipede is actually a Human Millipede…

  59. A soldier in war may have engaged in combat against someone who they had previously healed in an online video game.

  60. If the Sonic Movie never redesigned Sonic, imagine what Tails, Knuckles, and Shadow would have looked like.

  61. Most dogs understand more human words than humans understand dog words.

  62. Sometimes, finding a clever way to cheat on a test tests your intelligence better than the actual test.

  63. Island countries are sealocked countries.

  64. If you came of age at the turn of 20th century, you likely had to teach your children *and* your parents how to drive a car.

  65. For some premodern folk, public executions were probably a way of satisfying their morbid curiosity around death in a similar way to what true crime podcasts and murder dramas do for people today.

  66. Every family has a ‘weird’ relative, but we never question if we’re the weird relative to someone else.

  67. Insurance companies need to be regulated better. They have far too much money sitting around to make commercials which could go to lowering premiums. Most of the large companies have multiple ad campaigns running on TV in the most expensive slots, year round.

  68. Using flashcards to study means that you learn in the same way that neural networks are trained.

  69. Your tongue somehow automatically knows the texture of anything you imagine.

  70. The world’s most popular dinosaur species isn't Tyrannosaurus rex, it’s Gallus Gallus domesticus.

  71. In a few years, "remember when they used human actors for movies" might not sound stupid anymore.

  72. The slimmer bezels get, the harder it is to draw recognizable cell phones in cartoons.

  73. Maturity is knowing when to be immature.

  74. A lot of people learned what a jockstrap is today.

  75. It’s hard to tell how much the world is changing vs. how much you are changing

  76. We will never know what memories we forgot over time. Once forgotten, they can never be remembered.

  77. Knowledge doesn't fill a void, it digs one.

  78. When you're at the South Pole, the wind is always blowing North.

  79. There is an optimal way to load a dishwasher, and everyone thinks they've found it.

  80. It’s amazing how often we ask questions that we don’t want the real answers to.

  81. If hyenas have bite strength strong enough to crush bone, a hyena's version of the nightmare where one's teeth are falling out probably involves worrying about biting through its own teeth.

  82. Your friends will tell you the “Truth” even if it hurts your feelings, because they’re concerned for your wellbeing. This doesn’t necessarily mean their “Truth” is factually or morally correct

  83. AI will eventually lead people away from being 'creators' to being 'curators'.

  84. As a species, we are entirely surrounded at all times by fish.

  85. The day will soon arrive when humans will no longer be able to outrun rogue robots.

  86. Based on evolution, you could argue that given enough time, a monkey produced the complete works of Shakespeare.

  87. Sayings like "the understatement of the year" are often overstatements.

  88. Most people adjust the facts to fit their beliefs instead of their beliefs to fit the facts.

  89. Pluto got screwed over in the division of realms in Greek mythology and in the planetary designations.

  90. It is more common for "influencers" to be influenced by others' opinions, and less common for them to actually influence others.

  91. Sound above water probably sounds just as weird to dolphins as sound below water sounds to us.

  92. The faster we go East to West, the slower we're actually going.

  93. It's close to impossible to find a photo of what Venus's night sky looks like.

  94. Considering the sheer number of people involved, someone, somewhere,sometime must have had real premonition dream about a event occuring afterwards.

  95. Some microorganisms are asexual, but all of them are aromantic.

  96. The more humanity advances, the less Sci-fi movies stay Sci-fi.

  97. Computer chips start out with a photo on a silicon chip, just to be put on a device to create more photos.

  98. Once bots become popular in a community, you'd likely see more bots than there actually are because people would start labeling others as 'bots' more readily.

  99. When actions taken for your future self lead to unfavorable outcomes, it remains uncertain whether they failed or prevented an even worse result.

  100. People either die young, or live long enough to have others make fun of them for being old.


Random Reddit Shower Thoughts

What Is A Shower Thought?

The human brain is a decidedly odd machine, often prone to glitches, malfunctions, and internal errors. However, within the confines of that chaos, something intriguing occasionally occurs. A seemingly mundane detail about the world will suddenly become more interesting, having been viewed from a slightly different perspective than usual. This sort of miniature epiphany is called a shower thought. "Shower thought" is a loose term that applies to the types of thoughts you might have while carrying out a routine task like showering, driving, or daydreaming. At their best, shower thoughts are universally relatable and find the amusing or interesting within the mundane. In simplest terms, a shower thought is a miniature epiphany that makes the mundane more interesting. It's an idea that offers people a new way of considering details that they might have otherwise overlooked. Shower thoughts can be funny, poignant, thought-provoking, or even just silly. The term "shower thought" comes from the fact that many of these musings occur to people while they're doing mindless, everyday activities like showering.

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