You don’t realize how fat you are until you see a picture you didn’t know you were in.
Going bald wouldn’t be nearly as bad if people lost their hair from the sides more than the top
Porn is the only thing that is in extremely high demand and also free
Almost all porn sites are financed by ads for other porn sites. They are snowballing.
Some people love zoos because they love animals. Some people hate zoos because they love animals.
The reason hairlessness is the western standard of beauty is because it’s hard to sculpt body hair
The Truman Show must have cut to commercial break a lot during Truman's teenage years.
The three musketeers are always depicted using swords instead of, you know, muskets
The teeth that fell out of your mouth during childhood are still out there somewhere
The word 'baby' in songs almost never refers to an actual baby
When you're balls deep in a pool you're actually not very deep in the pool.
The number of people born in the same year as you is always decreasing
There are a bunch of people out there who unknowingly played Counter-Strike with Osama Bin Laden
You can tell a lot about a person based on what part of their pants wear out first.
Build a reverse microscope so little bacteria guys can see us clearly
Bald People cut their hair way more often than non bald people
Most of a gym’s expenses are paid by people that don’t actually go to the gym.
We will not hear the end of kids born in gen alpha calling themselves alpha males when they grow up.
Male pornstars sometimes use porn to get aroused enough to be involved in making the porn they’re in
Stupid people use complex terms in an attempt to sound smart.
In the near future we might see a humiliation fetish where people ask to be misgendered for pleasure
1 guy in a friend group will attend all his friends funerals but none of them will attend his.
Somebody out there is the greatest masturbator in the world, and no one will ever know who it is
Contrary to video games, most people fighting in real life don't jump at all in any fight.
Most stupid thoughts are the result of lazy thinking not low IQ
Social Media is proof more than ever that adults truly don’t ‘grow up’
A perfect human is almost a robot while a perfect robot is almost human.
People only separate the Art from the Artist when the Artist does something they don't like
You never hear of the ‘Better Business Bureau’ outside of people threatening to contact them.
In Star Wars, it is completely impossible for a person to be universally attractive
It's not uncommon for drive thru ATMs to have braille on them
Nothing is stopping you from using megagramm instead of tonne.
Like fingerprints, your butthole has a distinctly unique pattern.
Noone prepares you for how difficult cutting your toenails becomes as you age.
When you clean out your dryer's lint filter, you are slowly throwing your clothes away.
Those Youtuber commentors who comment the full lyrics under a song aren't thanked enough
The kids who still try the dark porches on Halloween are future salesmen.
The sounds people make on a working rollercoaster and on a malfunctioning one are the same.
Having a perfectionist mindset without the perfectionist skill is maddening.
AI transcription has really put a kink in the closed captioning profession.
Most paid leaves are paid for by coworkers, not the employer.
You know the economy is bad when Eminem starts selling pasta sauce
Eating vegetables, smoking tobacco and snorting dried opium is a 100% plant-based diet
You're mostly made of water, protein, and calcium. You're a healthful meal.
Boiled milk and vinegar mixed together sounds disgusting, but mozzarela cheese tastes awesome
Trick or treat is one of the only acceptable forma of blackmail
Someone invented knock-knock jokes and had to teach the whole world the set-up.
Future histprians are gonna dig up Disneyland and theorize a bizzare mouse worshipping kingdom.
You can’t describe something as pretentious without sounding pretentious yourself.
As a kid we are always told how strong of a word hate is. But never how strong of a word love is.
The human brain is a decidedly odd machine, often prone to glitches, malfunctions, and internal errors. However, within the confines of that chaos, something intriguing occasionally occurs. A seemingly mundane detail about the world will suddenly become more interesting, having been viewed from a slightly different perspective than usual. This sort of miniature epiphany is called a shower thought. "Shower thought" is a loose term that applies to the types of thoughts you might have while carrying out a routine task like showering, driving, or daydreaming. At their best, shower thoughts are universally relatable and find the amusing or interesting within the mundane. In simplest terms, a shower thought is a miniature epiphany that makes the mundane more interesting. It's an idea that offers people a new way of considering details that they might have otherwise overlooked. Shower thoughts can be funny, poignant, thought-provoking, or even just silly. The term "shower thought" comes from the fact that many of these musings occur to people while they're doing mindless, everyday activities like showering.