Some people seek for sex scene in normal movies while seeking for plot in porn movies.
Getting older feels kind of like losing super powers that you never knew you had
Anne Frank would probably flip if she knew what was being done with her diary.
Nothing is more worrying Than hearing a crunch in your mouth While eating a soft food
X is the Roman numeral for 10, because it is two V's joined together.
Pretending to be homeless and collecting money from strangers is being a paid actor.
Eating ass is more socially acceptable than sharing toothbrushes.
We find it adorable when animals behave like humans but not the other way around
When you watch a movie, you’re watching people do their jobs.
Naming the most popular cartoon city 'Bikini Bottom' was the greatest heist in dad joke history.
Breakfast cereal manufacturers must think we don't want resealable bags.
People have to play more golf to get better to play less golf.
There is no way a fish could make contact with fire without human intervention
Even the smallest, most insignificant discoveries made by astronomers are astronomical discoveries.
You might be a lot closer to your deathday than you are to your birthday.
Misinformation is much easier to access because reliable sources usually have paywalls
The fastest way to become a grandparent is to adopt a teen mom.
If people didn’t have to wear shirts people would start working out a lot more
Every year there are millions of cartons of milk printed with your birthday as an expiration date.
Graveyards are probably not that haunted because most of the people buried there didn't die there
A bumper on a car is meant to get bumped, but if you bump a bumper people get upset about it.
The concept of the heII is based on some dude's fanfiction and not on any scripture
Dinosaurs were around so long that T-Rexs could have been digging up Jurassic fossils.
A lot of good decisions throughout history probably came about because of post-nut clarity.
Grounding kids is no longer punishment, forcing them to go play outside is
Some dogs are better trained to cross streets than some humans
People don’t think to themselves in the same voice that you associate with them
A student's recess from class is also a teacher's recess from students
An AI could exist and manipulate the news to deny its existence
Strange, improbable events happen so often that we created a word for it: Coincidences.
8 Billion people will be dead in the next one hundred years and we can't do anything about it
With the existence of sex toys, sex is pay to win to a certain extent.
Many who sought the Fountain of Youth never did grow old, dying along the way.
There is a point where tweezers become tongs, but that point will never be defined.
Everyone has a criminal history but only some people have a criminal record
It’s pretty random and fortunate that water happens to be colorless and translucent.
It’s funny that daydreaming can make it hard to fall asleep.
Insecticide companies must keep a bunch of bugs somewhere in their facilities to test their products
Razors with scented handles that are generally marketed towards females are entirely pointless.
The human brain is a decidedly odd machine, often prone to glitches, malfunctions, and internal errors. However, within the confines of that chaos, something intriguing occasionally occurs. A seemingly mundane detail about the world will suddenly become more interesting, having been viewed from a slightly different perspective than usual. This sort of miniature epiphany is called a shower thought. "Shower thought" is a loose term that applies to the types of thoughts you might have while carrying out a routine task like showering, driving, or daydreaming. At their best, shower thoughts are universally relatable and find the amusing or interesting within the mundane. In simplest terms, a shower thought is a miniature epiphany that makes the mundane more interesting. It's an idea that offers people a new way of considering details that they might have otherwise overlooked. Shower thoughts can be funny, poignant, thought-provoking, or even just silly. The term "shower thought" comes from the fact that many of these musings occur to people while they're doing mindless, everyday activities like showering.